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Item#DT002
Anti-Theft Security Decal
Price: $1.65
Fake Anti-Theft Vehicle Security Decal for your Car or Truck - Great Impression - Looks like the real thing! These realistic anti-theft bumper stickers or window decals offer a very discreet warning to criminals, and they provide a valuable service for you guys who carry tools and valuables in your vehicles, electricians, engineers, etc. Our vehicle security decals, with strong adhesive, measures just over 1.5" by 6" and they are weatherproof and very nice quality. The anti-theft decals are very unobtrusive, but they get the message across clearly: "Anti Theft Global Satellite Tracking Chip Installed...Automatic Movement Detection in Safe Mode - REC SAFE Technologies...Scan 3.0 . This sticker says very quietly: "Don't mess with my vehicle - or you will get caught." Put a security decal for each of your cars and trucks in your shopping cart - they're less than a couple dollars each but will give you some peace of mind (and they look pretty cool too!).
AN ENGINEER'S HUMOR:
"A Boy and His Frog" A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The boy said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool." |
